The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.
New at better-not-say-it.com: Our hot joke section. Have fun laughing with our sensationally funny jokes:
They were perfect friends, so they had interesting conversations.
So one of them asked, "If you had three cars, would you give me one?" "Of course, we are friends." "And if you had three houses, would you give me one?" "Of course, we are friends." "And if you had three girlfriends, would you give me one?" "No." "Why not?" "Because I have three girlfriends."
I lost my wife while we waited for a flight at Helsinki Airport..
She disappeared into Fin-air.
When you go to the hospital, where do they insert the IV for fluids?
In your forearm.
the Ku Klux Klan is a group for racist people.
The Coo Cluck Clan is a group for racist chickens.
Sure Wish I Could
On a blistering hot day, two men are walking down the street They encounter a dog on its back, licking its crotch. After watching a bit, one guy says, "Sure wish I could do that." His pal replies, "Go ahead, but first make friends with the dog."
What about the guy who had his sewn back on, but lost it again...never mind, the story is redickless
What about the guy who had his sewn back on, but lost it again...never mind, the story is redickless
Jonny comes downstairs for breakfast
I’ll have some fuckin corn flakes mum. She hits him round the head and sends him to his room grounded. What would you like for breakfast? She asks the little brother. I don’t want any fuckin corn flakes!
All these people having threesomes, twosomes, and even the occasional foursomes
All I ever have are handsomes
Have you heard of the new government agency, the DPON?
It’s the National Organization for People with Dyslexia.
A guy goes to a hypnotherapist
- How much for a session? - 1.000$ - Oh, that way too much! - This is not expensive at all - This is not expensive at all, this is not expensive at all…