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Paul McCartney, les clay pool, and flea walk out of a store angry
Les: man that store was crap, not even a single cable Flea: yeah all the strings they had are so thin, they’d break after one slap Paul: lads I think we misread the name of the store
A few months ago I lost the retaining clip while replacing a shear pin on my snowblower. I found it today after the snow melted.
>!Welcome back cotter!!<
What do you tell someone who is looking to ride a vehicle with pedals?
Tri-cycle-ing
What is The Reason why riding on a tour with owls was such an unpleasant experience?
Because Hoobastank.
I asked my German friend, “What’s a three letter word for compete?”
Friend: Vie. Me: Because I’m trying to finish a crossword.
I tried wheelchair basketball yesterday, and I was pretty good!
I was really breaking ankles.
LPT: If you are planning to settle down, don’t date a soccer player.
There’s only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.
Every firearm can be used like a magic wand...
...but the only spell they can cast is "Avada Kedavra"
Why did the lesbian wake up and change her sexual preference
She heard the rooster say a cock a do her too
I asked a prostitute how I was doing (classic joke)
I asked a prostitute how I was doing and she said “Three nots” “What’s Three Nots?” “You’re not hard, it’s not in and you’re not getting your money back”