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Russian soldiers marching
**There are some Russian soldiers marching They hear a voice shout from over a hill,** **“I bet one Ukrainian can beat ten Russians!” The Russian sergeant, thinking that it would be** **easy, sent ten men over the hill to fight. They heard a fighting and noise. No Russian soldiers came** **back. After a minute they heard the voice again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!”** **The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off. After a while of noise and bangs, no Russian soldiers came back, and the voice shouted again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 1000 Russians!” The sergeant, thinking that 1 soldier could not possibly beat 1000, sent his troops over. Again, there was lots of noise, but then, silence.** **1 Russian soldier returned this time, bloody and bruised, barely walking. The soldier said:** **“Don’t send any more men over; there’s actually 2 Ukrainians.”**
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because we all know that 7 8(ate) 9 But why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle off 9/11
What’s Your Name, Sailor?
The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, -“Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” - “John,” the new seaman replied. - “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’ Do I make myself clear?” - “Aye, Aye, Master Chief!” - “Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?” The seaman sighed. - “Darling, My name is John Darling, Master Chief.” - “Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do ….”