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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

- Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner

I was confused when my wife told me that our relationship was on the rocks.

It’s served with ice?

We were really sad to find out our Grandpa was severely addicted to viagra.

No one has been taking it harder than Grandma.

LPT: Follow the given three steps in order to successfully accomplish a murder.

1. Set out a few high-mounted boxes with hole in the front of them. 2. Scatter about several boxes filled with cashews. 3. Be sure to do this in a place crows frequent.

John Fetterman

John Fetterman looks like the type of guy to fight someone over a parking spot at Dunkin Donuts.

I love Incest.

It’s a game the whole family can enjoy!

Are you a monoclinic crystal?

Because you show perfect cleavage!

Boss fired me after I brought him a bottle full of 6 month old urine...

WTF! did wrong? He told me, and I quote " get me salt Peter " and I did!,

Yo mama so dumb

She tried to run with Christopher Walken.

Ok so, bear with me here

That isn’t a misspelling, call animal control

If I had a dollar for every time I had trouble going to sleep

I’d be able to afford a better mattress

I went to an 80s themed party dressed as an infant holding a Polo mint

You spin me white round baby

What do you say to someone having difficulty peeing?

Urine trouble

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