The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why did the Death Eater strike fail?

Because Peter Pettigrew became scabbers.

My Girlfriend and I Started Smashing Our Belly Buttons Together...

...we call it navel warfare.

My Budgie broke his leg today

So I made a splint out of a couple of matches. His face lit up when tried to walk

What do you call it when two Kanye West fans make love in quarantine?

Love **lockdown** _**Punchline drum sound**_ Get it?

Never buy produce from twins...

They always come in pairs.

Yo mama and yo papa both so fat

...scientists refer to your conception as "the even Bigger Bang".

Check out "conjunctivitis.com".

Its a site for sore eyes.

When a plant is sad…

Do you think other plants photosympathize with it?

Yo momma so nice

Yo momma so nice I had to say it twice

What does a book that teaches reading have in common with a book that teaches STD prevention?

They could both be called See Dick Run.

Why did Captain Hook cross the street?

To get to the second hand store.

I just got tackled in a game of football by a bird.

It was a fowl.

A one-line horror story

I went to urgent care, but the doctor just said "trick-or-treat".