The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do you think of the porn movie at the top of mount Everest?

I think they fucked up

Did you hear about the guy who went around murdering people with a rabbit fetus and a phallus shaped eraser?

His victims got David Lynch-ed.

Mike Leach, head football college at MSU, had a massive heart attack and passed away today.

It was heartbreaking. Literally. His heart broke.

Mother?

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said Fred. “Isn’t it time she found a place of her own?” “My mother?” said Mary. “I thought she was your mother.”

God, I hate the gaze

Sorry for being homophonic

Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more

I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

Have you heard about the dyslexic spy who got caught with a suitcase nuke in the post office?

Fission mailed!

two blondes walk into a bar.

you’d think one of them would see it.

Practical Joke: If someone is standing, see if they have the flexibility to touch their toes...

then see if they can spell "run" 3 times

Where does the Colonel keep his army?

Up his sleevey

Why did the Black man like his cotton t-shirt?

Because he picked it.

What’s the best brand of apple cider?

Dicken’s Cider.

What do you call a bottom with multiple boyfriends?

Poly Pocket