The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

If all men are brothers...

... would you want one to marry your sister?

Why are all the churches in Boston Italian ?

They all have a Pasta.

Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs.

It was the original trip advisor.

Did you here that the brothel burned down?

It was whoreable

I’ve been trying to think of topics that would be popular to joke about on this sub.

Nun came to mind.

What do you get when you cross an armadillo with a dildo?

Fired from the sex toy company

Why did the young man from Finland get cut off by his parents when he went to school in Germany?

They were mad because he wouldn’t Finnish college.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breath through that thing?

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

How do vampires clean themselves?

A bloodbath.

My wife is furious at me because I put my penis in her paper folder for a laugh.

Or “The Origami Teacher” as my wife prefers to call her.

Why is Dick short for Richard?

Genetics

Number 174

*uninteresting bullshit* Everybody knows Dave