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What do Pinocchio and a trans man have in common?
Their one true wish is to be a real boy.
Favourite machine at the gym.
When l first joined the gym l wanted to lose the excess pounds l was carrying. After a month, l asked the guy next to me what he thought my favourite machine was at the gym. He looked me up and down and said, the vending machine.
On the casino entrance door, my friend read the following warning "To Enter, You Must Be At Least 18".
So he invited 18 friends to join him, I think 17 friends would have been enough !
Did you know Napoleon always had his hand in his jacket because he broke his arm?
He had a bone-apart
My wife is taking me to court because she said she’s fed up of me beating her and she “needs more than just love”.
The problem is, I’m just way better than her at tennis.
Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port.
The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other.
The price of beer nuts...
Are you aware that the price of Beer nuts is now $3.99 per pound while Deer nuts are still under a buck?
For all the control system people, why did a plane travelling to Poland crash?
Because the Poles were on the right hand side