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What could ever compel someone to drown their own child in the bathtub! I just don’t understand it.

Why not go to a public pool so everyone can enjoy the show?

Why was the hockey player suspended for tripping?

Because the league has a zero-tolerance policy on LSD.

what did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

edit:wow! this really blow up! , thanks for the gold!

Sure, eggs are costing quite a bit these days..

But compared to chicks they’re a bargain!

A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad.

Border guard: Nationality? Tourist: Russian. Border guard: Occupation? Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar

The bartender says “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here”.

What does the headsmen say to the condemned men

I have no idea thats why I’m axen.

Why did the grandmother miss her grandsons wedding?

Because she was brutally murdered and had her body burned the day before

Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi.

Backwards.

Do you know why Fortnite added the "Thank the bus driver" feature?

They had to dedicate something to Rosa Parks

Maegan Hall was sad that she needs to find a new job as she was fired from the police department

I suggested her to try being a truck driver as they pay by the load!!

How to people who speak spanglish laugh?

Haja haja haja

What do you call a really fast child molester?

A torpedo

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