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i have been chasing a criminal who murders at railway stations
i think i am on the right track
Vladimir Putin just wrote a new song
Russia referred to it as a “Special Musical Operation”
How many Fu** Boys does it take to change a light bulb?
It is a trick question, as they are still using gas lighting.
In online chatting,if a girl says she is 18,she is probably 16
If she tells she is 16,she is probably 14 If she tell she is 14, He is probably 52
What’s the opposite of being able to wrap your head around something?
A turban :D (This joke is open source for anyone to repost without giving credit)
Pharmacy Break-In
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
During dinner, I told my wife, “I used to be grapes.”
Her: Huh? Me: Sorry. It must be the wine talking.
I forgot to check if my ketchup bottle’s cap was tightened…spilled everywhere.
Ah well, Heinz sight is 20/20.
Yo mama so big she could dock a U-boat inside her, with room to spare.
Yeah, loose fit for this sub.