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If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave....
The right to abortion would be the first amendment.
Did you know all chickens die after having sex?
Well every chicken I’ve had sex with has.
I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such
I was involved in very organized crime
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?…
She kept running away from the ball!… (This has probably already been posted on here, but I don’t really know, so I’m just going to post it…)
Did you know every leader of the ussr had to undergo a magician coure?
So they can make people "disappear" on command
You know why guys don’t go down on you first thing in the morning?
You ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
How much anus would you like with your breakfast this morning?
(punchline optional)
2 dogs were very curious about how humans did sex so they hid under the bed when the owner brought home a girl
Dog 1 : Did you see that? She has only two teats? Dog 2 : Yeah, and his tail is wagging in the wrong direction!!
I remember two movies where Leslie Nielsen got killed in it
First I saw Nuts. Then I saw Day Of The Animals, where a bear crushed him to death. Of course he can’t win a fight against a bear. He can’t even win a fight against Barbra Streisand!