The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I’ve been working for an orthodontist on a freelance basis…

… but now they’ve put me on a retainer.

Why did the chicken join a seance?

To talk to the other side of the road.

My Grandfather built me a car entirely out of wood

It had wooden seats, wooden doors, wooden steering wheel, wooden floors and a wooden engine. Unfortunately when I tried to start it, it wooden work.

For the first time in centuries, the rate of twinks around the world is falling.

Experts are calling it a "bear market".

I love watching Friends!

Especially at night. Through their bedroom window.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed the car and ignored her all day for no reason.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What does the frog building a ship say?

Rivet Rivet Rivet

What did the cupcake say at the jelly donut party?

Where all the holes at?!

What do you call a police officer with Eczema?

Pork Scratchin

I have more sexual partners than my brother.

But he is one of the better ones.

Why does the Danish military put bar codes on all its ships?

So when they get back to port, they can /Scandinavian/.

What does a cherry pie and an old woman have in common?

You have to eat the crust before you reach the cherry filling.