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Why do the Russian Armed Forces in Ukraine use the "Z" symbol?
Because the other half of the swastika fell off due to poor Russian maintenance.
My girlfriend admitted to me that she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her.
It may come across as judgmental, but really, I’ve only ever known and loved her as Christine.
My wife asked me what would I do if she was choking...
I told her I would back up two inches...
I just got back from the miniature wind turbine exhibition.
Have to say—-not a big fan.
Have you or do you make playful fat jokes about your boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife?
Do you make those fat jokes for fun and to make them laugh and not to hurt their feelings and being an asshole? Do you love them no matter what shape and size they are?
( This joke was made up by my eight year old son. ) Why did the letters lose the battle against the numbers?
They were outnumbered.
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing in front of them.
.The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’
They should end soccer games with an art competition.
That way it would be win, lose or draw.