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Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal?
Ruthless, even.
I went to school for animal husbandry.
Did you know that meant you would be stuffing dead animals? I sure didn’t! Everyone gave me stange looks when I walked in the classroom in a tux.
I am a newly joined conservative Republican
I am confused, If someone slaps me on my one cheek should I use my second amendment before or after turning my other cheek.
I tell you what, I get no respect
My gynecologist committed suicide and he left a note saying that my gooch was the grossest one he could ever fathom and it confirmed that there was no God to him.
Based on something that actually happened to me
A Gen Z student walks into a classroom. There isn’t much to do, so he wanders over to the whiteboard and notices that one of the whiteboard markers doesn’t have a top. He turns to his friend to relay the news. “Hey, this marker doesn’t work!” “You serious?” “No cap.”
Skillet time? a boy around 13 age said in Disney’s land
He thought and said “maybe I like skillets for the way I do because I am pansecual”? A question for many ages….or THE ages? That’s where I want a solution! Millenniums think they know it all
"Was it a trainee?"
- Not the best question to ask if your wife wants your opinion on her new haircut.
I can’t think of a single good thing to post on my cake day.
I guess I’ll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.