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Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal?

Ruthless, even.

What DJ khaled favorite diet food?

A ceaser Khaled

I went to school for animal husbandry.

Did you know that meant you would be stuffing dead animals? I sure didn’t! Everyone gave me stange looks when I walked in the classroom in a tux.

I am a newly joined conservative Republican

I am confused, If someone slaps me on my one cheek should I use my second amendment before or after turning my other cheek.

I tell you what, I get no respect

My gynecologist committed suicide and he left a note saying that my gooch was the grossest one he could ever fathom and it confirmed that there was no God to him.

What is marijuana prescribed for?

Chronic illnesses.

Based on something that actually happened to me

A Gen Z student walks into a classroom. There isn’t much to do, so he wanders over to the whiteboard and notices that one of the whiteboard markers doesn’t have a top. He turns to his friend to relay the news. “Hey, this marker doesn’t work!” “You serious?” “No cap.”

Skillet time? a boy around 13 age said in Disney’s land

He thought and said “maybe I like skillets for the way I do because I am pansecual”? A question for many ages….or THE ages? That’s where I want a solution! Millenniums think they know it all

"Was it a trainee?"

- Not the best question to ask if your wife wants your opinion on her new haircut.

i tried my hand at breeding chickens

Turns out they only like cocks

What is the name of Sum Yung Ho’s boyfriend?

Hee Sim Ping

What’s a psycho called on the moon?

A LUNAtic

I can’t think of a single good thing to post on my cake day.

I guess I’ll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.

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