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For decades, scientists believed that a single-level bed could exist
But that theory has since been debunked
so I was banging this German chick
And for some reason she just kept screaming her age.
Why was my post removed?
Can anyone tell me why my post was removed? I’m pretty concerned because I’m not sure how I’m gonna afford food, water and housing without a source of income
What do a priest and a nightlight have in common?
They both get turned on by little kids.
In the great desert lived a bunch of nomads.
Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank, due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man’s strength and courage came from his beard, and thus the man with the biggest beard was their chief. After leading the band for many years, Benny began to feel uncomfortable wearing the beards, in this hot and dusty land. He wanted to shave it off, so he called his council together to get their advice. When he said he wanted to shave, the councilmen were shocked. One said, “Do you now remember the ancient legend, dire? The leader who removes his beard is cursed and made into a piece of earthenware.” Benny had heard this legend, but being a modern man, he scoffed at the tale. Being headstrong, he went ahead and cut and scraped away his once magnificent beard. As the final whisker was cut off, a huge dust storm came up. It lasted only a few seconds, and when it cleared, there was a man-sized clay vessel where only moments before had stood their leader. The council then knew the legend must be true. Their conclusion? “A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.”
I went to the doctor and told him I suffer from amnesia
"Since when?" he asked me. "Since when what?"