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A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula,
A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula, so Dracula held the man on a charge of misconduct and immediately began to poach his blood.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face
My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized
A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner…
When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent and the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
I was thinking how I can make some random strangers on internet angry today…
… but first I will feed my dog that chocolate bar he has been eyeing.
The only thing that can kill chuck Norris
The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris >!is me, Chuck Norris!<
Did you hear about the time Jesus overdosed on male enhancement pills?
He was hung for, like, three days…