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A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula,

A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula, so Dracula held the man on a charge of misconduct and immediately began to poach his blood. 

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face

My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce unionized

A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner…

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent and the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

I was thinking how I can make some random strangers on internet angry today…

… but first I will feed my dog that chocolate bar he has been eyeing.

Did you hear?

Night came out to his parents as day.

Feeling hard?

or hardly feeling?

The only thing that can kill chuck Norris

The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris >!is me, Chuck Norris!<

Did you hear about the time Jesus overdosed on male enhancement pills?

He was hung for, like, three days…

TIFU I took a girl back to her place

I never been a power bottom before

8 years ago I posted this joke to and

shaggydog

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez *Was*

What do you call breakfast at a whore house?

Food for thot.

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