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Detective 1: I think the accountant did it. I found a calculator at the crime scen
Detective 2: that adds up
A woman was frustrated with the fact that her almost 2-year-old baby still called her “ma-ma” but called its father “daddy”
She eventually figured out it was because the father referred to her in front of the baby as “ma-ma” but she called him “daddy”.
“What do you call a line for a Vietnamese restaurant in London?”
“Pho queue.” “Well, fuck you too!”
I was arrested for doing donuts in a parking lot.
Turns out that fucking pastries in public is illegal.
Day 1 of posting unfunny jokes.
I didn’t count yesterdays because it just wasn’t funny.