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Why should the UK ban Chess?

Because they have no Queen

Which restroom does Vin Diesel use?

****Fffaaaaaammmmiiiiilllllyyyyyyy****

Detective 1: I think the accountant did it. I found a calculator at the crime scen

Detective 2: that adds up

Where do chimps go for a night out?

The monkey bars....

A woman was frustrated with the fact that her almost 2-year-old baby still called her “ma-ma” but called its father “daddy”

She eventually figured out it was because the father referred to her in front of the baby as “ma-ma” but she called him “daddy”.

“What do you call a line for a Vietnamese restaurant in London?”

“Pho queue.” “Well, fuck you too!”

I was arrested for doing donuts in a parking lot.

Turns out that fucking pastries in public is illegal.

Glass coffins: will they ever become popular?

Remains to be seen

How many dull men does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Day 1 of posting unfunny jokes.

I didn’t count yesterdays because it just wasn’t funny.

I hate sex on the TV

I keep falling off

My friend dropped his ice cream, you know why?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the banana on trial?

He won his case on a-peal

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