The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ?

If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that’s Sociology.

Did you hear about the orthodontist who got arrested?

Apparently he was... crooked.

What do you call two bicycles that are stuck together?

Conjoined Schwinns

I tried to eat aromantic duck recently

But it said it just wanted to be friends

From my 8-year-old: What does Santa say if you get too close to him with a cold?

You’re on the snotty list!

Construction trades

I know elevator workers make decent money but the job its self has its ups & downs.

A Man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner "Do you have any chameleons?"

(Looks around) No idea mate.

What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?

The Detroit Lions.

What monkey stands only 7 inches tall?

Macaque

What do you call an Irish man with a feminine lower half?

Legolas

Why smart people with good opinions are poor?

Because they make cents.

My dad left me when I was born

He came and went

Anti-vaxxers wishes just became reality

EMINEM Is going to be in charge of all vaccine administration. He will only give shot to everyone.