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A group of apes had locked everyone inside of a Himalayan monastery
Escape was delayed because of the missing monk key.
What award does a soldier get after sustaining life-long injuries during battle?
A disabled badge!
I fully support the repeal of all bans on trans people in military forces.
Otherwise, what would we do with all those attack helicopters?
Ghost team vs a soccer team
5 years ago, there was a Ghost soccer team that no one could beat. Not Messi, not Beckham, not even the all time great Brazilian team. Any time they played together, the Ghost team would wipe the floor with them. It got so bad that the UN had to get involved and send an investigations team. I mean, sure they were Ghosts and invisible but as long as the match was not on the Halloween day , the human super team surely had a decent chance of winning. After all, even if the ghosts are invisible, the ball can always be seen. The investigation team concluded with the following: The Ghost team always wins because they are the best at possession of the soccer ball.
Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90.
When asked for comment The Count said "This is going to take some time."