The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a televangelist have in common?

The ability to get a stadium full of people to jump up and yell "JESUS!"

Corruption is like my sex life.

Well known by the police.

Bill Cosby just moved in next door

He’s been on top of the house replacing broken shingles, and fixing leaks. Turns out he’s a very experienced roofer

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tiss....

A friend of mine has been collecting magazines for 10 years.

That guy has a lot of issues.

Years ago you could enter a grocery store with 25 dollars

and walk out with several kilos of fruits, a loaf of bread meat, cheese, milk and much more. Nowadays, there are surveillance cameras everywhere.

What sound does your brain make when it hits the ground?

Thunk!

My grandma flaps her legs during her seizures

We all get a kick out of it

Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make.

Need some good analogies/references for my next job interview.

why dont eggs tell jokes

because they crack each other up when they do

What do you call a kid from chernobyl with a broken leg?

a glow stick

A brain eating amoeba entered into my head.

Poor fella died of hunger.

Why did the chicken only cross half the road?

It got two tired.