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when i got to work, there were police everywhere. they found 3 bodies in the parking lot and each victim had a bowl of milk on their head and a spoon stuck up their butt...

i talked to the detective in charge of the investigation and he told me that he was certain it was the work of a cereal killer. *[obviously this joke is better spoken then written.]*

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but it has to be a really big lightbulb.

Why didn’t the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan.

There once was a man from Limerick

There once was a man from Limerick, who had no idea of the short, often humerus, jokes about his home town.

I told my girlfriend she painted her eyebrows on too high...

She looked surprised!

Doctor: You don’t look too good. Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Me: I drink it.

What do you call a nuclear scientist with a bad lisp?

An unclear scientist.

Two girls in a small Dutch village are riding their bikes home from school.

One girl says, “I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “It’s the cobblestones.”

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Wham!

I got a new garbage can.

But now, I can’t get rid of my old one.

So I got cut off at this really fancy bar the other day

The Bartender kept telling me “Dude! This is communion. You can’t be acting like that here”

Joe Biden is not my president

Because I am from England

Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

Everyone watching

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