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when i got to work, there were police everywhere. they found 3 bodies in the parking lot and each victim had a bowl of milk on their head and a spoon stuck up their butt...
i talked to the detective in charge of the investigation and he told me that he was certain it was the work of a cereal killer. *[obviously this joke is better spoken then written.]*
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but it has to be a really big lightbulb.
There once was a man from Limerick
There once was a man from Limerick, who had no idea of the short, often humerus, jokes about his home town.
Two girls in a small Dutch village are riding their bikes home from school.
One girl says, “I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “It’s the cobblestones.”
So I got cut off at this really fancy bar the other day
The Bartender kept telling me “Dude! This is communion. You can’t be acting like that here”
Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
Everyone watching