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Why was bob unable to find his Torch?
Because he lost his torch.
DNA results have finally came back
Turns out I’m the murderer.
I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…
… it took him 3 days to respawn.
What do you call a silent executioner from the east?
A Euthanasian.
How did the cow feel after giving birth?
Decaffeinated.
What software do Eskimos use to do their taxes?
Inuit Turbotax
What did the math teacher say when the parrot escaped?
Polygon
Thinking about opening a pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where your loss is our sauce.
What do you call an entitled and lazy bird of pray?
Millennial falcon
Edit: should of course be bird of prey but I can’t edit title
Original from me :)
What do you take all of out just to put one more in?
Asshole wrinkles. Ba Domp Pshhhh!
Today I successfully weighed a rainbow
Turns out it was pretty light
My friend always introduces his job to girls at bar as : "I hunt bloodsucking vampires for a living."
He works at pest control.
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