The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

A donkey walks into a bar, and everyone cheers. Why?

Because if he had passed it he would have been a bad ass lawyer

A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...

Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

My doctor told me I can no longer stand when I pee and need to sit down.

He said I’m not allowed to lift anything heavy.

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says; “can I have a pint of lager and a mop please?”

I fully support preventing men in dresses from trying to indoctrinate our children.

Let’s shut down churches!

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

Ouch the water is too hot

Oh my bad I was going to post this on r/showerthoughts

My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records

Until the librarian came over to tell me to take it out.

Why do Reddit jokes of late leave you feeling soaking wet?

Too much read-under-sea

I spent a lot of money on women and cars and whiskey…

The rest I wasted.

What is the difference between a Yurt and an Igloo?

One is a warm tent. The other is a little cooler

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

Forgot his safeword.

Me and some of my buddies were talking about going to see a drag show, but we decided not to.

Bob said “ not my thing” , Bill said “ I am not really interested “ and Barry said “ I just haven’t got a thing to wear!”.