The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Gotta catch ‘em all!!

Professor Oak: Hi Ash! Tell me, is your mom still single? Ash: Yeah, why? Professor Oak: Ah, nothing important. Btw here is a Pokedex, go roam the world and catch all the Pokemon!

My original one: Why does everyone hate people who buy and sell stock daily?

Because No one likes traders.

Did you hear about the time I overdosed on viagra?

Life was hard

An upset guy goes to a philosopher to find a way.

Man: what do I do when nothing is going good? Philosopher: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When someone is hurt, give first aid. When you see her tired, help out your maid. The man goes away satisfied. He takes the common things between what the philosopher said so that he can do it all at once and just gives everyone aids.

I’m feeling so optimistic!

Bet it won’t last.

My friend was hospitalised with a testicular torsion, and just came out of surgery.

It really took balls for him to go through that.

I got asked the time by a Yodel delivery driver earlier.

I told him it was sometime between 8am and 6pm

What’s are a pirate’s favorite letters?

NO! It be the high Cs!

What do you call two idiots in a blizzard?

Numb and Number.

"I need to load!"

- Jerry (42 [age]), truck driver - Ben (29) army-sniper -Lisa (33) has 1% charge on her phone - Jill (32) needs to got to Walmart - Jacob (54) bodybuilder -Jake (12) is looking forward to the Fortnite update

Politicians are mad at Boris Johnson for throwing his own party during lockdown...

Because he missed their party with AOC on Epstein Island!

Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

My friend is a Magician & a Chef.

The food is TA! DA! for.