The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I was gonna post an Alzheimer’s joke

but I can’t remember the punchline

On the one hundredth day of school, students are supposed to bring one hundred items.

Some brought pencils, some brought pens, some brought cards, others brought brain cells

I just read harry potter for the first time and i think its a little unrealistic

I mean a ginger with 2 friends??

What did Amber do when Johnny was too tired to go out?

She got Johnny depressed.

Did you know pigeons explode after sex?

At least the one i fucked did...

What do you call someone who gets paid not to work?

A shareholder.

My butt really hurts and I keep trying to get peoples attention but no one will listen.

I think I have Ahemorrhoids

how do people in wheelchairs go down stairs?

Quickly.

How do you stop a Mexican from working?

Beat the shit outta him

what do you call a man that once loved Tractors?

An Extractor fan

Imagine the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life.

How do you introduce a hamburger? Meet Patty.

what the difference between reddit jokes and HIM

It took him 3 days to return the jokes take about 3 minutes to be reposted

My grandmother walked in on me masturbating

I told her “Grandma, please stop masturbating!”