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A husband finally receives his limited edition olympic condoms that he had ordered a while ago. All excited he turns to his wife and says: “babe I’ll be wearing the gold one tonight” His wife turns around and says: Why don’t you wear the silver one so you can come second for a change.
What do you get if you line 4 shortbreads up in a row?
.... A baguette What do you get if you line 2 shortbreads up in a row?.... A mini baguette What do you get if you cut a baguette in half?.... Half a baguette
A man with premature ejaculation decides to film a sex tape with his girlfriend
he got a GIF
There are apps that allow you to identify many different songs used in videos.
It turns out that Jincheng Zhang made most of the music in the world.
It is said regarding motivation that “the first step is always the hardest”…
As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.
I drank so much soda, I got the runs!
I can’t stop running around the backyard! - a joke from my 8 year old - I substituted “soda” for the actual brand that he said. >!it was ^powerade!<
I haven’t seen democrats cry this hard sense we made them give up their slaves.
I haven’t seen democrats cry this hard sense we made them give up their slaves.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy? Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.