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There was a Mexican magician who was about to disappear on the count of three. He said "uno... dos-" and vanished.
He disappeared without a tres
Anyone know that one horror game?
I think it’s called “amnesia” but I can’t remember
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping
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an 80-year-old is considered to be a champion whenever they have sex with somebody who is half their age
but a 20-year-old is not
I lost my job as a chef today.
All I did was follow the sign that said to wash your hands after using the bathroom. I didn’t know that you couldn’t use the customers’ water to do so.
Just a friendly 4th of July reminder
That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the fireworks you recorded on your phone
What did Vin Diesel say when he was asked to describe Pitch Black?
"Its riddick-ulous."