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I tried to translate the word "stale" from English to French in babelfish
..but all it said was crouton
A sheep is introducing itself at an LGBTQ+ group. The leader asks “what’s your name and what are your pronouns?”
The sheep replies “my name is sheep and my pronouns are she/ar”
Two oranges are hanging out at a park
Two oranges are hanging out at a park, Lucas and John. Lucas says to John, “hey do you think Katie likes me? I want to ask her out but I’m not sure.” John thinks for a moment and responds, “If you want I can ask her what she thinks of you, so you know and it won’t be awkward if you ask.” They agree this is the best plan, and John is going to ask her the next week. Lucas is dreading it, but the day finally comes. John goes up to Katie and says, “Hey Katie, I’m curious. Do you find Lucas appeeling?”
3 boys named shut-up, manners and trouble were playing Hide and Seek
Trouble went to count, manners climbed up a tree to hide and shut-up hid in a bin. A police officer walked by and threw a banana peel in the bin and saw shut-up hiding, he said what are you doing boy. Shut-up put a finger on his mouth The officer went to the bin and asked what is your name. Shut-up sir the boy answered. What did you say said the officer, shut-up sir said the boy Angrily the officer said where is your manners. Manners is up the tree said the boy. The officer said are you looking for trouble. No said the boy, trouble is looking for me
Im looking to get a dog. I was going to get a Black Lab but decided against it.
Most of the people who get those go blind.
How do you call someone who loves to kiss people on their neck?
Neck-romancer. Also: One can not raise a family in peace these days. Its realy hard to be a necromancer...