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Knock knock

Interupting Cow Moooooooo

What does a sea monster eat?

Fish and ships.

I bought immortality.

The limited edition...

What is your go to "Tell me a joke" joke???

I have been thinking about this a lot lately and need ammo

Bidens first moments in the oval office.

When Biden sat down at his desk in the Oval Office for the first time and reached for the letter that every former president leaves for the next president what did he find. Nothing Trump took the desk drawer too

What does the man who only pees say while he is peeing

peepeepee

Imaginary Friend.

I once had an invisible friend from Japan. My mum said it was just my imagine Asian..

What do you call a fear of overly engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex.

Jesus, Chuck Norris and the Pope are sitting in a boat in the middle of a lake.

They decide to get to the shore, so Jesus leaves the boat first and walks over the water to the shore. Chuck Norris leaves second and also walks over the water to the shore. The Pope, being baffled, also tries to take a step out of the boat but immediately falls in, so he has to swim to the shore. Back on land the Pope asks Jesus and Chuck Norris how they were both able to walk on the water. Jesus replies with "Oh, I should have told you about the rocks which are close to the surface of the water" Chuck Norris then asks "What rocks?" Edit: spelling

A Chinese factory recently had massive layoffs, leaving hundreds angry...

...at having to go back to school.

One of the most forgotten Native American tribes in history

The Fugawi tribe was a nomadic tribe that made home in many locations throughout the western lands of North America. Every time they stopped, they had to ask for directions and would say, "Hey! Where the Fugawi?!!"

What does an Irishman going to heaven see?

bLight.

why did you see somebody cut a tree with a chain?

because they saw a chain

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