The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What animal swears the mos

The hippopottymouth

Why do British people spell is pAedophile instead of pedophile?

In honor of Prince Andrew!

Bison from a town in New York love to bully but they only bully their own kind

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

How does Thom Yorke wake up on a weekend that doesn’t happen to coincide with his birthday?

With no alarms and no surprises

What does santa claus wish for christmas?

Ho* ho* ho*

What do you call a wolf lost in the evening?

A where-wolf by night

Husband and wife

husband: Will U marry, after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife: Will U marry , after I die. husband: No I will also live with your sister

Where do peeping Toms like to tell thinly-veiled adult jokes?

In your window

A Catholic priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

My uncle is always bragging about his son, who works in the brass industry.

He’s my CuZn

My friend had sex with superman

She’s dead.

What is a 4-letter word ending in U-N-T that a woman can usually be called?

Aunt