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“Madam,” he whined, “I haven’t eaten in five days.”
“My good man,” the matron answered with great concern, “you should force yourself!”
Thought I had a staph infection on my lower back...
Turns out it was my asshole.
What’s Osama Bin Laden’s favorite Porsche?
A 911.
Do you know why Pavlov would have loved Reddit?
And another one.
Historic newspapers are a scam
All their stories are old news
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken
What do Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin have in common?
They both lead Russia to the 18th century.
What is it called when a landlord eats his weird renters?
Sustenance
What do you call the sperm of a shemale?
Sewomen
A pilot and an officer walk into a dark room.
Then they walked out (and had sex)
What is the preferred footwear of pedos?
White Vans
Glitch in the Matrix
Once Dave beat the shit out of Chuck Norris. Chuck asks "Who the hell are you?".
Why does the Earth need a tutor?
Because it has seven “C”s.
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