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Do you ever eat dry cereal from the box?
Guess you’re still waiting for dad to come home with the milk
What did the French nymphomaniac say when his dominatrix suggested they try piss play?
Oui
A man was once conversing with God
Man: “God, how long is 1 million years to you?” God: “About a second, my son” Man: “and how much is a million dollars worth to you?” God: “Nothing more than a dime” Man: “well then, can you spare me a dime please?” God: “Surely! Just wait a second and I’ll get it for you”.
Take a spoon of horse manure twice a day.
Patient: Doctor, can you give me anything to help with my halitosis? Doctor: Take a spoon of horse manure twice a day. Patient: Will that cure it? Doctor: No, but it will take the edge off the smell.
My friend recommended that I try a sensory deprivation tank but I got out after 5 minutes…..
I wasn’t really feeling it
Why is it so hard for a communist to tell a joke?
It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
Warning: 2 professional women thieves
Guys, recently are 2 good looking women robbing people on the street, while one makes out with you, the other robs your stuff, be careful guys, i have already been robbed 6 times
What do you call it when the electrician comes to fix your fan shirtless
Fan service
what is the female version of rock out with your cock out?
Jam out with your clam out.