The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear. And what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls. Still no fucking idear.

If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and your donkey eats the feet off my rooster what do you have?

Two feet of my cock in your ass?

my garden cuts itself

I call it the emo garden

Why did the bread move?

It’s a roll.

What did one peanut say to the other peanut during sex?

Ugh, Imma legume!

When is the best time to go for a dentist appointment?

2:30

The Among Us sound sounds a like the Handmaid’s Tale sound.

That’s sus.

Whats the difference between an oxy addict and a recreational oxy user?

an oxy addict is an oxymoron.

Do you know why men are smarter while having sex?

Because they are plugged into a genius

I went to a protest for trees the other day.

I saw a sign that said Bark Lives Matter.

What do you call a gay suicide bomber?

A fag grenade

Today I gave out free coriander to those in need.

It was an act of cilantropy.

I love hugging so much...

That i waisted too much of my time