The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What kind of animal makes the best shrinks?

Owls. They genuinely give a hoot.

How do you call the group of the frases "what the hell" "who the hell" "why the hell" etc...?

WTH questions

Big Chief Eagle’s wife was getting around too many teepees. So what did he do?

He renamed her Spread Eagle.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Penguin

Russia

thats the joke

Where do Eskimos go to pee?

The ig-loo

Two men are in love with a woman

One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man Every day, the doctor brings the woman a flower as a sign of his affection. Every day, the deaf man brings the woman an apple. She asks him, “Why do you bring me an apple? A flower I understand, but what is the purpose of the apple?” The deaf man replies, “WHAT?”

Every time I’m having a microwave meal, I turn on the movie “The Golden Eye”.

The instructions say —Pierce film before cooking.

Joke

I remember my grandpas last words… stop shaking the fucking ladder

Why did the man take his laundry and ironing board to the bowling alley?

He wanted to strike while the iron was hot.

Since July is so far away from November...

No-Nut November reduces Cancer!

Where do fish keep their money?

In the river bank

This girl told me she wanted to be treated like a princess

So I cursed her and locked her in a castle