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A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $80. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?” The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $120; the Hilton charges $150. We do it here for $80 and I get $64 back from my health plan.”
Did you folks hear about the protein shake factory explosion in Uganda?
There was nothing left but *de whey*
My favorite Hollywood movie of the recent past is “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
Never gets old.
I found a lump, so my doctor friend suggested that I have one of my testicles removed.
He really takes his mashed potatoes extremely seriously.
Matt Gates was confronted by a fellow congressman
As a habit, Matt gates screamed, “I don’t know your daughter!!!”
Billy Ray Cyrus goes to the barber.
The barber asks “what’s it gonna be?” Cyrus replies “I don’t know yet. Let me mull it over.”
My blonde wife was late to the party.
But, she explained that she had to wait for a train at the crossing. The sign said watch for trains and she said she had to wait 40 minutes before she saw one.
Why do people usually feel empty inside in the mornings?
Is it the recollection of all the sad and embarrassing moments of their lives during the night that makes them subconsciously loathe themselves even more than they already do which ends up making them feel depressed? Or are they just hungry?