The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was

I laughed and told him I only saw 8 of them.

The Lone Ranger....

Lone Ranger and Tonto were tracking Buffalo one day as Tonto put his ear to the ground: Tonto: Buffalo come... Line Ranger: how you know? Tonto: Ear Sticky....

I recently bought some abseiling gear from wish.

Despite the reviews, they really let me down.

What happens when a crab gets another crab pregnant?

He gives her crabs.

I went to see a hooker...

I asked a hooker: i only have have $0.25 what can I get? She told me to fuck off and go fist myself. 15 minutes later i went back to the hooker. She said wtf you again? what do you want this time? I said well duh, i came to pay the 25¢

What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop?

Ones a busty crustacean and ones a crusty bus station

What does Nas Daily say after having sex with his wife

That’s one minute. See you tomorrow!

What did the serial killer say at the end of a successful first date?

Let me get them digits.

silence is often misquoted,

and still used against you.

Chuck Norris became a terrorist

And blew himself up. Twice.

Settle this debate, is this concept funny?

If you had the super power [referring to being epileptic] where they can turn a strobe light on during sex to better please their partner. Isn’t my joke, just having a chat on Reddit with another user and I said that wasn’t funny and insensitive. Yet he argued I had a victim mentality for disagreeing with him.

Confucius say:

Man with severe premature ejaculation may cum in handy

What does beer and women have in common?

One usually leads to the other.