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Gen Z term for stock manipulation?
Market cap
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid you’re DNA has been reversed
Patient: AND?
What do you call a big donkey horny pig sex?
A your mom
Downvote Me
Please i need bad karma so i can actually get a bitch
I called the tinnitus hotline...
But it just kept on ringing.
During the pandemic, I was using hand sanitizer at least five times a day.
But then my dick turned so red that I had to switch back to lotion.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What is green and sticky and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frogs fingers
What do you call an overweight Englishman ?
A Briton
What do you call it when a Muslim eats pork during Ramadan?
Haramadan.
Why is the Scottish national garb called the kilt?
Because if you call it a skirt where they can hear you, you get kilt.
How many Bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he/she did it.
Where do video gamer priests go after being soundly defeated?
The rektory.
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