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I just heard about the Dunning-Kruger effect

What a crock! I could have written that paper drunk with a couple mates!

I made this up

What did the Italian taylor say to the Greek playwright when he brought in a pair of pants to be mended. You rip a dese ?

How do you tell the dumb car thieves from the smart car thieves?

The dumb ones see an unlocked municipal vehicle and drive off with it. The smart ones see it and insist that even they have standards.

Women are always impressed when I tell them I did a photoshoot.

Less so when I show them the crusty picture of my ex naked.

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a vet so I drive like an animal…

I then realized how many proctologists there are on the road.

The best pet for beginners is a mouse.

They only live 5 days and require no food or water.

...walks into a bar

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... bartender says why the long face?

Doctor said sad news to calendar

It has only twelve months:(

What has 50 legs but can’t walk?

25 disabled people

Why are farts the sharpest thing in the world?

They cut right through your underwear and pants without leaving a hole

I dated a woman with a seashell tattooed on her inner

When I put the seashell up to my ear, I can smell the ocean.

What do you call Trump supporters who gather in groups of 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc.?

Fibber-nazi numb herds.

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