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Being over six foot tall can be difficult sometimes

You would be surprised how hard it is to find a bed where my legs don’t hang over the end by at least two feet

Vladimir Putin hires Amelia Bedelia as his new head of operations

First Bedelia embarks on a worldwide listening tour, recruiting every Russian diplomat and spymaster to gather as much data on each international province as possible. Next, she seizes every factory and production line in Russia, tasking them to churn out a record amount of specialty foods and garnishes. Finally, Bedelia commands the entire Russian army to hand deliver 7.9 billion meals— one for every person on earth. With his economy ruined and his military in shambles, Putin asks Bedelia how she could have gone so wrong. She replies “I don’t understand… you asked me to deliver a new world order.”

I’ve met a fairy once and it granted me a choice; to have a big p*nis or a good memory…

I don’t remember what did i choose though

If a pregnant woman drinks alcohol...

... can she be charged with serving a minor?

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My wife and I never got a divorce because of the kids:

Neither of us wanted them.

how to play with a ball?

How to play with a ball in 3 simple levels: 1. Find a ball 2. Tell him "i love you" 3. Throw him away, and go play with another ball.

Chinese probes are still doing things on the dark side of the moon.

Seems pretty shady.

What did Batman’s friends say when he ditched them

Christian Bailed

What is Pennywise’s favorite shoe brand?

Reeeeebock

I’m not a sexist, being sexist is wrong

And being wrong is for women.

I wanted to tell a joke involving Sodium and Hydrogen...

But NaH.

The Best Political Joke ever

Politics, am I right?

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