The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

You know why we should ban gay people from driving?

Because they can’t see straight

It’s not the women in my life that counts,

it’s the life in my women.

My dad went to the store to buy some milk..

He returned half an hour later to tell me there wasn’t any

How did he know?

Last year I had prostate surgery. Afterwards, the doctor pointed out that I had a hemorrhoid that I should have checked out. Yesterday, I had cataract surgery on my right eye, and the doctor told me the same thing.

What do you call a shopping cart with a bad wheel that always drags to the left.

A NASCART

I expect the Musk-Twitter feud to take a really long time to resolve

I mean, one should expect Elon-gate to drag out

Why did the man yell at his wife for getting an abortion?

Because he is sterile

Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow

and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

What is the difference between a pop guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A jazz guitarist plays 10,000 chords for 5 people, a pop guitarist plays 5 chords for 10,000 people.

What’s the funniest meat?

Beef Jokey.

How to start saving money.

1. Remove "Ball out" and "Treat yoself" from vocabulary. 2.

Toilets need to start standing up for themselves

They take crap from anybody

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss the violation of the socket