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A woman had three young daughters...
One day, the first daughter came to her and said "Mama, how did I get my name?" "Well, the day you were born, a beautiful lily flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Lily." The second daughter asks "Mama, how did I get my name?" "Well, the day you were born, a beautiful daisy flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy." Finally the third sister goes "Gah wah nah nah wah gah nah!" And her sisters yell back "Shut up, Brick!"
I meet a wonderful woman last night her name is HOPE
She mentioned that it is pronounced in the European fashion where obviously the P is silent.
Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border.
It’s Friday afternoon and they’re in a good mood. They’re talking about how much they look forward to going home to their wives for a nice meal and some fun in bed. But suddenly they see a man who has hanged himself from a tree. The first officer goes, *Damn it! Now we have to write a report and wait for the transport... we won’t be home until late!* The second one says, *I have an idea... The Norwegian border is right over there. If we hang him from a tree on the Norwegian side it will be their problem and we’ll still be home on time.* So the two officers take down the hanged man from the tree, carry him across the border, and find a tree there to hang him from. They go home to their wives. After a while two Norwegian police officers walk by and notice the hanged man. One of them says to the other. ***What the hell, he’s back again!***
The ants in my backyard are going to send me an email…
When I use the weedeater it hurts their ears , so what I supposed to do ? .
The queue to join the queue has been officially named the Queuey II or QE2 for short.
The Queen was unavailable for comment.
The Royal Family are going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like
Just putting the feeler out
If a fat person in a “These colors don’t run shirt” is a dick to you today..
Just respond with… look like you don’t run either