The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What happens if you trouble trouble?

If you trouble the trouble, trouble troubles you.

What do you call a jerk German person?

A Deutschbag.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

I’ve had sex nearly every day this week…

Nearly Monday, nearly Tuesday, nearly Wednesday, nearly Thursday…..

I got way too drunk and came up with this joke

Do you know what slogan fecalphiliacs are going to use? "Fecal matters"

Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive.

I wish you all a great 2016.

After Pizza arrest, Andrew Tate tells Romanian police the People Smuggling ring is run by a "Big Daddy"

Or, as he calls him, Papa John.

A girl asked me if I wanted to see her pussy.

Then she showed me a cat.

Why was the gravedigger fired?

Because he kept losing the plot.

My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me.

She wasn’t happy with my improper use of the colon.

What do you call a broken pencil?

Pointless.

Why does KFC taste so good in many countries?

The chickens are well-seasoned travellers

A rich noble with a cuckold fetish wants to watch someone have sex with his wife. Who does he hire?

A Porno Bull