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What do women and food adverts have in common?
They both don’t look like their photos
I fell asleep with my hand in my pants...
I dreamed I was driving a truck. My wife kept making beeping noises.
A man loses three fingers in a horrific work accident
He asks the doctor if he’ll be able to drive with that hand.. The doctors says… Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it..
Blonde Joke.
Guy says to a Blonde girl. I bet I can guess when you were born just by fondling your tits, no way says the Blonde, go on then, so 20 minutes later the Blonde says OK when was I born? Guy says: Yesterday.
Why did Dolly Parton get pulled over by the police on her way to work?
. . She was going 9-to-5!
A Matter Of Punctuation...
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Stop calling me a slut and saying I ride the "cock carousel"
I prefer the term Mary-gets-around
Request: jokes about short people with adhd. I’m going on a date next week and she said she’s heard it all!
I’m sure she has a short memory but I need to learn more jokes!
"What a lovely pair of Blue Tits" said one Bird Watcher to the other
"Will you please shut up!" shouted everyone else at the Avatar 2 screening
what do you call a group of crows who do something out of curiosity?
A tempted murder