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How I became somebody?
I got married. Somebody has to take out the trash. Somebody has to wash the dishes. Somebady has to pick up the laundry.
2 sheep in a field.
One says “baaaaaa” the other one replies, “I was gunna say that!”
Cake joke
„Dont eat too much cake.“ „My grandmother had reached the age of 98! „Because of eating cake?“ „No, because she kept her nose out of other peoples business“
I saw a group of ten ants running around my room
As i was bored, i made a small cardboard house for them. This technically makes me their landlord and them my... Tenants
Flight
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said "The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind." They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other "Do you know where we are?" "I think so." replied the other hunter. "I think this is about the same place where we landed last year!"