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The latest scientific study on polar bears was just published
The study noted that loss of habitat in the north pole has caused some bears to migrate to the south pole, and also a severe increase in the number of manic/depressive symptoms in the bears studied. Due to lowering numbers, many bears were expressing sexual behaviors towards other bears of both sexes. We may soon have a explosion in the number of bi-polar, bipolar, bi, polar bears.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a person?
One, The Heimlich!!!!
Did you here about the 65-year-old woman who robbed banks with her mother?
Well they got caught. She was charged with Grand Larceny. Her mother was charged with Great-Grand Larceny.
No one could remember my band name, so I decided to call it HIV
It’s pretty catchy.
I constantly have to remind my wife to not breast feed our son for so long. She always seems to forget that it causes bleeding…
… she has a tearable mammary. (Sorry just a random dad joke I thought of today while in the shower. Not a true story)
I heard a noise outside, so I looked out the window and witnessed a murder.
I’m not going to call the police. It was only a lot of crows.
This is a story about a blind man that walked into a bar...
And into a table, a chair and whatever else that was in his path.
What did your mom write in her diary 10 months before you were born?
**I made a mistake**
It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5
Because they can’t even