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My Mom bought me a coffee based hand scrub.

Now I get an erection every time I pass a starbucks.

My mother just told my dog to come when he is called

Not a joke in the traditional sense, nor was I even part of the "conversation," but my first thought was "boy, that would make for an awkward suicide prevention call center" ("Come when called" for the slower members of the audience)

Where should you live if you have a huge cock?

Flagstaff, AZ.

I accidentally sent my nudes to everyone in my address book

It was so embarrassing and it cost me a fortune in stamps!

Why did the Smurf quit the village ?

There was no mushroom left there

What are the pros and cons of making kids

Pros: Making Cons: Kids

A man walks a boy into the woods. The boy say he mister it’s getting really dark and im scared

The man replied how do you think I feel I need to walk back alone

What do you call a cheating husband?

A penetraitor.

Yo mama...

...has less class than a marxist utopia

I did some work for a Chinese South African

When I gave him the invoice he said bil tong

What do you call a politician with half a brain?

Gifted.

The game is called Counter-Strike. Looked through the images.

No counters to strike.

What is the similarity between Griffith from Berserk and black people?

They both want wings.

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