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My Mom bought me a coffee based hand scrub.
Now I get an erection every time I pass a starbucks.
My mother just told my dog to come when he is called
Not a joke in the traditional sense, nor was I even part of the "conversation," but my first thought was "boy, that would make for an awkward suicide prevention call center" ("Come when called" for the slower members of the audience)
I accidentally sent my nudes to everyone in my address book
It was so embarrassing and it cost me a fortune in stamps!
A man walks a boy into the woods. The boy say he mister it’s getting really dark and im scared
The man replied how do you think I feel I need to walk back alone
I did some work for a Chinese South African
When I gave him the invoice he said bil tong
The game is called Counter-Strike. Looked through the images.
No counters to strike.
What is the similarity between Griffith from Berserk and black people?
They both want wings.