The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

How does a rock pee?

He Dwayne’s his Johnson

I get a ringing in my ears when it gets dark.

It’s a condition called “tonightis”

Does Reddit connect to the WiFi?!

[banned]

What do you call an inexpensive circumcision?

A rip-off

I threw a boomerang recently…

I’ve been living in perpetual fear since.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot on the other side

What do you call a man with compost on his head

Pete

Drugs

Local addicts have taken to injecting curry powder for cheap thrills but dangerous highs. Health officials said that three young men are in hospital in a Korma.

Why does Cerberus like the underworld so much?

Because of the Styx

What do you call a guy who takes too long to tell a joke?

Uh, actually you know what, I forgot the punchline.

“Son, I killed 12 people in Afghanistan”

Son: Dad you were a cook. Dad:Never said I was a good one

I was in the USA recently

Where I came across an interesting custom. People would shout the slogan of their school "Roll Tide" or just the schools name. So I gotta ask seeing as everyone was shouting it at me; where is Fork University?

Which Country is the best at Baseball?

China. They killed millions with one bat.