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Why did the therapist break up with their partner?
Because they kept saying they needed space, but the therapist knew that avoiding intimacy was a classic symptom of attachment disorder.
I hate it when people hesitate for too long at the roulette wheel!
This is my bet peeve.
Have you heard of the naked guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha?
Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist
What was George Foreman’s reaction to the Tyson/Holyfield fight?
That Tyson bit off more then he could chew
Why do so many orphans grow up to become famous?
Well it is called “Go Big or Go Home”
My agent tells me that I am projected to go #1 in the NFL draft this weekend!
And if I have too much taco bell, he projects that I will go #2 as well.
Marriage? Don’t be stupid you can’t elope!
Don’t call me a cantaloupe you melon head!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes?
A pundemic