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Six SCOTUS members walk into a bar
And the bartender says, “Get the fuck out of here.”
A black man finds a nice looking lamp at a garage sale.
He takes it home and when he wipes it down a genie pops out and grants him one wish. He thinks about it for a while and finally says, "I want to be white and surrounded by pussy". *POOF* The genie turns him into a tampon.
How do you make extra virgin olive oil from regular olive oil?
Dating advice from a Redditor.
The 2007 film "Zoo" is a documentary about a case of bestiality in Washington state...
A man bled to death due to perforated colon after having sex with a horse. As it turns out, Washington was at the time one of the last states in the union to have bestiality laws on the books, and legislature was passed as a result of this case. So do you think when they held this vote...were there any "Neighs"?
They sell an unbranded jam in the supermarket.
I once bought it and on the way back the traffic was crazy. From that day I started calling it traffic jam.
Guaranteeing federal funds are not spent on abortion is holding up the gun safety law in Congress.
Mitch McConnell promised the NRA a target-rich environment.
I was having an argument about balloons the other day . . .
I may have blew things out if proportion.
“Did you know the Instapot can cook a whole chicken in under a minute?”
“Oh what a crockpot of shit!”