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If you failed at a language but only cared about communicating then...
yew dint flail eh awe.
a knife says to the fork what are you doing at the gym today
Fork Lifting said the fork
A Roman walks into a bar,
Sticks two fingers up at the barman and says, "five beers please."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
The person between us is a nosy fucking bisch
The good king
There was once a king whose height was 15 cm. He wasn’t a great leader but he was a good ruler.
Science Joke
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme.
What did Michael Jackson tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her
It’s not you it’s Mee-Hee
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it)
Pockets