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If you failed at a language but only cared about communicating then...

yew dint flail eh awe.

a knife says to the fork what are you doing at the gym today

Fork Lifting said the fork

Did you get the joke about the punny statistician?

No? One in ten did!

A Roman walks into a bar,

Sticks two fingers up at the barman and says, "five beers please."

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a bunny without fur?

Hareless.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

The person between us is a nosy fucking bisch

The good king

There was once a king whose height was 15 cm. He wasn’t a great leader but he was a good ruler.

Science Joke

What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme.

where do ghosts live?

Boo york

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident

They put me in the ICU

What did Michael Jackson tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her

It’s not you it’s Mee-Hee

What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it)

Pockets

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